Ted and Dougal plan to enter Eurosong 1996, borrowing the music from a 1970s entry's long-forgotten B-side. Inspired by Dougal's enthusiasm, and driven on by his rivalry with Father Dick Byrne, Ted ...
a group of priests getting lost in "Ireland's biggest lingerie section", and Ted trying to become Ireland's Eurovision nomination with the song, My Lovely Horse The Father Ted theme tune is taken ...