If you're looking for a sleek, two-door coupe with a sparkling chassis, rear-wheel drive and a charismatic turbo straight-six, BMW has you covered with about eight choices. That should be that, then.

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It’s also a tribute to the company’s founder Burkard Bovensiepen, and is the joint most powerful Alpina ever ...