Plus, the whole cheese-and-crackers thang does make for a damn neat ... some sort of random toy/gadget/magic trick/weird curly plastic fish… and always, always at least one awful joke.

Have you heard about fish-shaped crackers? We're sure they'll bring a smile to your face when you're feeling down. Goldfish ...

Pepperidge Farms chose to recall more than 3 million units of the snack Salmonella fears have prompted a mass recall of the cheese-flavoured snack Goldfish Crackers in the US. Pepperidge Farms ...