The best Christmas jokes are perfect to text friends, crack up your kids and make the weeks leading up to the big day even better. If you’re wondering what there is to laugh about on Christmas ...

He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone. Water. Nurse them back to elf. Ba-dum-bump! Minivans. Get it? Because elves are a small bunch! Orna-mints! Sandy Claws. Pretty funny, right? He’s cool.

So, as we reach the end of the year, here’s our selection of some of the best (and worst) Christmas jokes ever… "One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.” – yep, you guessed it, it’s from ...