“When you say the word ‘porg’ it sort of suggests something to you. It’s a lovely rounded name. Riann told us they were supposed to be very Puffin-like, they’re a cross between a ...

I sought out obscure articles and facts about the puffin-like creatures and tweeted eagerly, pretending that I cared passionately about them. I'm not proud of what I did. The porg lover was an ...