Then simply turn it back to straight through, vac your pretend sawdust, and nobody’s the wiser. Unless of course, you also integrated a fart-o-meter.

So farts that are ignored during the day are mostly released during bathroom breaks or as the body relaxes in sleep at night.

Or, you could just decide that farts are your friends. This is just the way your body reacts during sex -- It's normal -- so own it. Tell your partner if they hear a little toot, it just means you ...