(Pines claimed that he knew Diddy’s parties only as wild king nights and ... you see the baby oil, half-used Astroglide oozing down the sides of the bottle — and you have to pick it up.

Is there anything sillier than a grown man in a top hat holding Punxsutawney Phil or Staten Island Chuck over his head like a newly minted king and ... holding up baby Simba as our newly anointed ...