The lives of James Hanover Thompson and David "Fuzzy" Simpson were forever changed, destroying their childhood innocence.

It’s not unusual for “Saturday Night Live” to have viewers in stitches, but it’s also not out of the ordinary for the show’s own stars to follow suit.

Highlighted by an eight-goal outburst on Halloween against Boston and their seven-goal showing versus Utah in their final game before the break, the group has averaged 3.86 goals per game in front of ...