
When a BMW owner learns to drive... : r/Jokes - Reddit
The BMW drivers of the 1990s had younger cousins drive Priuses in the 2000s. They then had kids driving Teslas in the 2010s into the 2020s.
Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? : r/Jokes
I can confirm as a BMW owner that the first page of the owners manual simply says "drive like an asshole", and the rest of it is just tips on how to bring up your car in every conversation.
What’s the opposite of a cactus? : r/Jokes - Reddit
Still with the BMW driver jokes?! C’mon man, get with the times. The Grand Tour blokes (back when it they were Top Gear) confirmed years ago that Audi drivers were the new cocks! Reply …
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station : r/Jokes - Reddit
2021年9月14日 · 916 votes, 42 comments. in a remote part of Ireland. Paddy, who knows nothing about golf, says "Top of the morning to you sir!" Tiger nods and bends…
Driver stereotypes : r/CarTalkUK - Reddit
2020年8月23日 · I’m in my 20s and always liked big Mercedes saloons, and always got old man jokes from mates with BMWs and Type Rs But my favourite stereotype is Peugeot drivers.
Perception of BMW drivers : r/cars - Reddit
So after the recent shitpost about BMW drivers on r/cars, as well as the one in r/funny, I'm honestly curious. How many of you actually think BMWs have the highest % of assholes?
Driving a BMW makes you "that guy" - Reddit
Yeah. Dude if you’re gonna be a BMW driver—or literally any type of car person—you should get to know your brand’s quirks and reputation, and prepare for jokes or ribbing about it in some …
How to Install a Hidden Kill Switch in your Car or Truck ... - Reddit
Now I'm either being wooooshed here or you haven't heard of the BMW driver jokes. Though call, but I think I'll bet on the former for the time being. Reply reply [deleted] • Comment deleted by …
r/BMW on Reddit: Why do people hate BMW and BMW drivers?
2021年12月6日 · As a truck driver in South Florida, I wouldn’t put BMW drivers in my top ten of worst drivers. Nissan and Toyota take the top follow by pick up truck drivers.
What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? : r/Jokes
I take all kinds of crap for owning a BMW, it's a 2001 Z3. So I'm the one that get's cut off by SUVs, I say thank you to the drive through check out person, I let people who have no use for a …