Category: DBA Humor, SQLServerPedia Syndication | Tags: Humor Quiz & answers for my “Auditing your data and data access” session. 1 November 16, 2021 by Kenneth Fisher

Whether you’re a seasoned database administrator or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. So, let’s embark on a lighthearted journey through the world of databases and witness how they …

2009年2月13日 · Sometimes when work is tough you just need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are one matter that you can take a look on and smile yourself or share with a colleague.

What do database engineers, carpenters, and FIFA have in common? They all fix tables. Three relational databases walk into a NoSql bar. They left after 5 mins.... They couldn't find a table! …

2016年1月31日 · WARNING: Some of these jokes are awful. Read at your own risk. John (DBA): "How many developers work at your office?" Gary (DBA): "Mmm, about half of them!" ----- How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? It isn't just the lightbulb that needs changing, the all the wiring must be redone. ----- Two packets walk into a bar.

2015年3月18日 · For anything funny related to programming and software development. What is the difference between God and a DBA? God doesn't think he's a DBA.. This is the only DBA joke I know. Any others? Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Q: When did God create the DBA ? A. The day before he had his rights revoked.

2014年7月3日 · Why do developers put a Database Administrator's handbook in their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot. What do you call someone who hangs around with computer professionals? A DBA. DBA walks into a bar and asks for a job. When the woman behind the bar finds out he's a DBA she says: "I can't have a DBA in here. All of you are weird.

2025年2月12日 · The DBA is the guardian of data, the keeper of uptime, and the one who gets blamed when the database is "slow" (even when it's actually the network!). In this epic collection of DBA humor and lessons learned, we explore the hilarious, frustrating, and sometimes absurd life of a DBA—interacting with developers, business users, managers, and ...

关于我的一个笑话 今年我闹出来的笑话不少, 上个礼拜加班, 熬了一夜, 就闹出了笑话. 我家的 Laura 在自己的 Blog 上写的,题目为 「 DBA 的生活」： 昨天，Fenng 加班一夜，晨归。 倒头则睡。 偶临走前对他说：我去上班啦。

2015年3月2日 · Once, a very long time ago, I told an old joke about SQL and it was a huge success (not really). This week I heard a joke that is slightly related to that joke and it made me giggle for a couple of minutes. Those who know me, knows that I really like to hear jokes but I’m really terrible at telling them – but let’s go for it anyway.