Whether you’re a seasoned database administrator or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. So, let’s embark on a lighthearted …

What do database engineers, carpenters, and FIFA have in common? They all fix tables. Three relational databases walk into a NoSql bar. They left after 5 mins.... They couldn't find a table! …

2009年2月13日 · DBA 1: "How many developers work at your office?" DBA 2: "Oh, about half of them!" There are two types of DBAs: 1) DBAs that do backups. 2) DBAs that will do backups. …

2015年3月18日 · For anything funny related to programming and software development. What is the difference between God and a DBA? God doesn't think he's a DBA.. This is the only DBA …

2016年1月31日 · Life as a DBA can get stressful, so I decided to do a quick survey of colleagues working near me, of DBA jokes they know. Some are DBA, others are network engineers and …

2014年7月3日 · Why do developers put a Database Administrator's handbook in their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot. What do you call someone who hangs around with …

Quiz & answers for my “Auditing your data and data access” session. I was honored to speak at Pass Summit last week (Thanks again Redgate), and if you’ve ever been to one … A DBA …

Through these jokes, we’ve discovered the amusing side of SQL database administrators, their quirky queries, and the challenges they face. From clever wordplay to database-related puns, …

2021年11月23日 · What did the DBA say after recovering a corrupted database? Keep calm and query on. A guy started a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables. It’s called Wiki-Wiki …

2004年5月27日 · Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me and the other to justify the cost. A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 …