Steven Wright is the king of dry humor. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. I almost broke both my arms trying to hold open a revolving door for a woman. I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I asked this girl out from my college a few years back. On our 2nd date we went Ice skating and I was telling her my collection of jokes the whole time. For the first time in my life, not only did someone want to hear my jokes, but they kept asking for more. Today, I am happily married to that same girl. =)

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent.

A dog walks into a post office. He walks up to the clerk and says he would like to send a telegram. The clerk says, "yes, of course that's fine but before I can give you a price I first need to know what the telegram should read."

2018年11月18日 · Are there any dry jokes in Cantonese? The ones I mean have puns and usually little to no difference between sounds. Like this in English: Why is murder not illegal in space? Because there's no gravity (the characteristic of being grave; the force that keeps objects grounded) An explanation would also be nice too.

Jokes posted must be dad jokes. Definition: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. Dad jokes are either told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor. Jokes not considered dad jokes may be removed at the moderators ...

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Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent.