ET: "Even if I force you to wear this?" (Whips around. Our hero sees he has a face mask in his hand.) OH: "No not that! Anything but that. I will tell all.... read more

2024年6月11日 · Prepare to be entertained by a whirlwind of humor centered around everyone’s favorite extraterrestrial, ET! Picture a blend of cosmic comedy and alien antics, where jokes about ET take flight, sparking laughter that’s out of this world. With wit as sharp as a spaceship’s trajectory, these quips will have you seeing stars.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same? They both steal your bike. Copied! What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home. Copied! Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill. Copied! What's E.T. Stand for? Copied! What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship. Copied!

Why did an orphan kill ET? To phone home. What do you call a girl skeleton dancing? A bone-étit. Why were ET's eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill. Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road? To eat the Pringles. How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.

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2014年9月14日 · What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home? "Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones! "You could have at least called" Why were ET's eyes so big? He saw his phone bill. Should've phoned home. I bet he feels terra-ble. Haven't seen this joke before, nice one. slow clap.

2022年2月7日 · The joke is that the letters “E.T.” are a shortened name for “E.T. The ExtraTerrestrial” (a popular alien movie from the 80s, if you’re not familiar with it). The joker asks “what’s E.T. short for?”, and you expect the answer to be “extraterrestrial”.

2021年4月5日 · What's E.T short for? Because he's got little legs. How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ? Through science. Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up? Hustle, Sleuth. Happy No L!

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