Shall the FSM answer thy great mystery of thy Leaf Blower. For they are noisy but do bugger all… Except blowing leaves from one pile to another. And in the days when we ascend to the great …

2009年8月3日 · The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be. RAmen. Bruce and Susan. Genius.

In September 2019, the Pastafarian pastor Barrett Fletcher offered an opening prayer on behalf of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at an Assembly meeting of the local government in …

As many Pastafarians will remember, the Kenai (Alaska) Borough Assembly has allowed religious groups to offer a prayer/invocation before government meetings. Some less-mainstream …

2014年12月23日 · The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you want to be a bird .. Why don't you try a little flying .. There's no denying .. It gets you high .. Why be shackled to your …

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2018年2月5日 · Hey, for a school project, we're supposed to research a religion and how they pray, so I (researching the most true and great religion) wanted to see how everyone prays …

Believers of Pastafarianism are required to bless the spaghetti monster’s holy spirits whenever they consume beer, rum, etc. This sacred Pastafarianism ritual is done by raising the glass …

Prayer is the heartbeat of our lives. Permeating all our activities, like our father, Saint Francis, we hold in our hearts the desire to pray always and to respond wholeheartedly to God’s love and …