2008年6月14日 · Jenns - That was a hilarious story - takes a brave person to share that story. Here's my story: It was Christmas Eve and I dressed my three young pre-teen children in their Christmas finest to attend a special midnight Christmas Eve Mass at St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans where old Archbishop Hannan would be performing his last Christmas Eve service …

2024年12月1日 · Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: Ode to Flatus Maximus Oh! I can put a hog to shame and blow a house apart whenever I stop to grin and grunt and launch a stinking fart! " 'tis inspired!", some folks cry; " 'tis genius!, others think as they listen to and comment on my fart's sound--and...

2009年2月7日 · Does anybody know about Safety and Door Knob? It must be a Long Island thing. It is very popular among preteen boys. When you fart, you must loudly say "SAFETY!" If you do not shout that when you fart, then anyone around you has the right to shout "DOORKNOB!" and start punching you as much...

2012年1月11日 · Chicken Idioms and other Funny Things We Say We've been amazed at how many common everyday sayings originated from people who owned and raised chickens. Who would have thought that the lowly chicken was so interwoven into our everyday lives...

2023年5月28日 · Do Chickens Fart? Now for the moment of truth: can chickens fart? The short answer is yes, chickens can fart. However, the nature of their farts is a bit different than what you might expect. As we mentioned earlier, the gases produced in the chicken's ceca are primarily methane, carbon dioxide, and hydrogen sulfide.

2022年3月24日 · This is a well written, well structured article on its topic. It contains much sound advice, especially the points that "It's probably fine if a chicken sneezes but then continues with what it was doing afterward", and "You could make the situation worse by …

2011年8月15日 · Most of my chicks have at some time done that raised wing squatting down screwed up eyes loud squirty fart poop thing as well. I even have a photo of one doing it, which is rather funny. Young chicks (less than a week old) seem to do mostly runny green poops, with a bit of white in them.

2012年2月22日 · “Fart egg” and “oops egg” are terms for tiny eggs that quickly pass through the oviduct without reaching full size. Shell-less eggs are released before they have time to develop a shell. They may have membranes holding them together or just loose yolk and white.

2025年2月20日 · Funny little side story: We spilt the chickens 50 50 with the other mother and one day my mom took out one of the chickens from the freezer for dinner, when she went to pick it up one of the legs was missing, lol. We think it was …

2011年4月24日 · Quote: The best answer is....higher than the nest boxes. Seriously, make them as high as possible yet still accessible by ramp or flying up. The reason for making the roosts higher than the nest boxes is that chickens want to roost at the highest possible height in order to feel safe at night, and if the nest boxes are high