2019年10月21日 · Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!" It was the booty calls. The looting and rioting going on today is terrible, but if you're a man you shouldn't find it funny. Because manslaughter is a crime. A band of raiders have attacked and looted my mine.

*loot*: Make some swashbuckling pirate puns by emphasising the “loot” sound in certain words: “ Solootion,” and “ Resolootion,” and “ Revolootion,” and “ Evolootion,” and “ Abso-loot,” and “ Convolooted,” and “ Floot (flute),” and “ Di-loot (dilute),” and …

2018年1月22日 · If you like dungeon core stories, light hearted fantasy where good wins and of course puns, this is absolutely the story for you. While light hearted and optimistic there is plenty of depth to both the world and the characters.

2025年3月12日 · These puns remind us that whether we’re defeating dragons or collecting herbs, laughter can be the best loot of all! Each clever wordplay leads us through the highs and lows of gaming while keeping our spirits light. Quests might be packed with challenges, but humor along the way makes the journey worthwhile. Why did the NPC break up with the hero?

2024年10月16日 · We did our research to help you with just that - a complete list of puns related to loot. Best Loot Puns to Use in 2024. The following are all the best puns related to loot to use this year: Loot-enant Dan; Loot at me now; Loot and behold; Loot-ing for love; Loot what the cat dragged in; Loot before you leap; Loot who's talking; Loot on the ...

TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks. They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.

2020年7月7日 · Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!" It was the booty calls. What do you call a burglar's loot sack? An accessory to the crime.

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally. One of them suggested a nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag.

2025年2月14日 · Laugh Your Loot Off: Funny and Creative Treasure-Themed Jokes and Puns. 1. What do you call a pirate’s favorite board game? Shipwrecked Clue! 2. Why did the pirate take his parrot to the movies? Because it was rated arrrr! 3. How do pirates keep their glass eye clean? With seespray! 4. What did the pirate say to the treasure chest?

28 loot jokes and hilarious loot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about loot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. Short loot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loot humour may include short treasure jokes also.