Safety One-Liners: Keeping it Pun-Scured – Stay alert, don’t get hurt. – Secure your future, wear a helmet. – Safety first, because accidents last. – Put safety in gear, and steer clear of fear. – Don’t be a fool, use the right tool. – Shield your head, or end up in bed. – Think twice, it’s good advice. – Guard rails save ...

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2023年11月1日 · Enter the realm of occupational hilarity, where safety meets satire and OSHA’s stringent guidelines become the stage for a performance like no other. Brace yourself for a journey through the wittiest workplace humor, punctuated with puns that are so sharp they could pass for safety scissors.

2017年6月19日 · Occupational safety and health: Occupational safety and health (OSH), also commonly referred to as occupational health and safety (OHS), occupational health, or occupational safety, is a multidisciplinary ...

2025年3月22日 · “You’re playing a dangerous game!” Why did the office worker bring a pillow to work? Because he didn’t want to be caught in a bad posture! Why don’t firefighters ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a fire alarm! What did the wet floor sign say to the janitor? “I hope you’re ready to clean up your act!”

2021年4月29日 · What is the best occupation for a dog? A woofer. A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asks: “Occupation?” The German replies: “No, just a holiday.” What's your occupation, and how's it going? Librarian. It's hard to have a social life. I'm always booked.

Let's dive into this collection of over 200 hilarious safety puns, and get ready to have a blast! Hey there, friend! Are you ready to laugh and stay safe at the same time? I've got something to brighten up your day – a bunch of side-splitting safety puns that will have you in stitches.

2024年4月11日 · Are you tired of the same old boring safety slogans and signs? Well, get ready to have a good laugh and learn a thing or two about safety with our collection of over 200 fun and creative safety puns! From workplace safety to home safety, these puns will not only put a smile on your face but also help you remember important safety tips.

2023年8月13日 · The following are all the best puns related to occupational health and safety technicians to use this year: Occupational health and safety technicians are always on the safety dot. The occupational health and safety technician decided to join a band because they loved playing safety cymbals.

2025年3月27日 · Safety in the workplace is no joke, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun while spreading awareness. Here are Safety Industry Jokes from the safety industry that combine humor and lessons in safety. Share these around to make safety training sessions more enjoyable! Why don’t safety goggles ever argue? Because they see eye to eye.