What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful? A big list of pansy jokes, submitted and ranked by users.

2021年3月18日 · Pansy has a new flower blooming, as well as the Zinna! I told myself I didn't need more flowers, however meet the snapdragon (third pic)! Recently we've been hit by very heavy rain and my plants are now starting the process of recovery!

2024年3月1日 · From rose to daisies, these flowers are beautiful to look at and there are almost as many flower jokes as there are varieties of flowers. Whether you are looking for funny flower jokes for Spring, or flower puns for your next gardening party, we’ve got them all here. Here are some funny jokes that are all about flower power!

The sergeant looks at the men and says "I'll your all a bunch of yellow bellied pansies! Are ya!" They all respond "Sir, no sir!" "Really?" He responds and points to the end of the table they're standing next to. At the end of the table, a giant alligator sits in a cage hissing ... read more

Don’t get so pansy with me. What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers? Like pollen teeth. What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.

2022年8月25日 · With spring jokes coming around only once a year, cute flower puns can brighten your days, even during the coldest winter nights. So dig into this collection of funny flower puns and get a fresh wind gust of wonder!

2017年5月7日 · "Yummy Cupcakes", "Pansy Taboo", "Stamen Fuzz", "Dark Almond", "Squeeze Bacon", "Bolt Upright" I'll often follow it up with a hint as to what that show may just be like. Guy on television: "The bee is now covered in stamin fuzz..." Me: "'Stamen Fuzz' is my dancer name. Quite a show; not for the allergic."

2025年3月10日 · Whether you’re looking for a flower Instagram caption, sending a silly joke to someone you love via text, or wanting something cheeky to write in a card, hopefully these flower puns and jokes do the trick.

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