2025年2月13日 · So send these hilarious weed puns to your stoner friends in a funny text message or a cheeky greeting in a birthday card. 1. I live the high life. 2. Peace by the gram. 3. You can’t spell...

2023年4月20日 · Discover a collection of the funniest stoner jokes that will have you and your friends rolling with laughter during your next smoke session.

2020年12月28日 · What does a stoner Dracula say? What's a gymnastic stoner's favorite? What's a stoner's favorite food? Baked beans. What would Stalin be if he was a stoner ? “Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners. If you wish for your genie to turn into a rock, they have to granite!

2024年4月7日 · From clever puns that play on words to observational humor that highlights the quirkiest aspects of stoner behavior, these jokes serve as a testament to the creativity sparked by a little greenery. This collection promises to not just tickle your funny bone but also illuminate the communal joy found in the simple act of sharing a laugh.

2024年11月25日 · Whether you’re hanging out with your best buds or just want to lighten the mood, these puns will have everyone giggling. So grab your favorite snack, roll up your favorite treat, and dive into these laugh-out-loud stoner puns. 1. Weed Like to Say… When someone asks if you’re up for another round of snacks, just say, “Weed like to say ...

From pot-tastic puns to ganja-infused giggles, our compilation has a joke for every high and low. So, let’s light up the laughter with stoner humor, one joke at a time. Stoner jokes are a unique blend of humor and hazy wit that can make anyone giggle.

2023年8月29日 · These puns and bits are ready to be harvested, so read them to your stoner friends to show them just how funny you are. A lot of comedians rely on cannabis during their stand-up sets. However, even if you are stone-cold sober, you can still find the humor in these jokes about being stoned.

2025年2月15日 · Weed humor is a staple of cannabis culture, blending clever puns with the laid-back vibe of stoner life. From playful wordplay on common phrases to cannabis-related quips, these jokes will have you chuckling all the way to your next smoke session.

Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors. There to greet them is none other than Satan, who tells them a secret method to getting into Heaven: Each man must spend 1,000 years in a …

2024年3月18日 · Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just someone looking for a good laugh, these weed puns are perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. From plays on strain names to puns about munchies, there is something here for everyone to enjoy.