We've compiled a list of some of the most epic insults, disses, and burns of all time. From classic movie one-liners to hilarious Twitter clapbacks, these are the insults that have stood the test of time and continue to make us laugh today.

2025年3月4日 · Here are the 80+ best insults to destroy your enemies, or more importantly, your best friends. If you want to shut someone down when they start to get mean, you need to use one of these perfect comebacks: I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you. Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there. Oops, my bad.

2024年11月18日 · You’re my favorite person besides every other person I’ve ever met. 2. No offense, but you make me want to staple my cunt shut. 3. Did your parents have any children …

2024年9月9日 · Here are some of our favorite funny, mean insults, including good insults for kids, for the next time you're in a roast battle or just want to diss someone who won't get off of your case.

2024年4月4日 · One that will absolutely eviscerate your enemies and keep them from talking smack ever again? Of course you do. That's why we've collected the best insults the internet (and history) have to offer. Some are actually pretty funny, so feel free to unleash them on friends or family the next time you guys get into it.

2024年8月24日 · Funny comebacks can help you change the subject, defend a friend or warn someone off messing with you (in a fun way, of course!). And if you have siblings, you already know that the bickering...

2023年8月30日 · Are you looking for great roasts? You have found the right place! We have prepared for you a huge collection of roasts divided into several categories: funny, unique, …

2021年8月26日 · Below is a gallery of responses, retorts, and comebacks that are so witty that they’ve outlived the person who delivered them – enjoy this collection of history’s best insults: Mark Twain: "The trouble ain't there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."

2024年11月15日 · Instead of cursing someone out the next time you’re angry, try these intellectual insults from Ask Reddit. 1. “I can only explain it to you. I can’t understand it for you.” — amperages. 2. “I envy everyone you have never met.” — TheGarp. 3. “You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.” — Tartaras1. 4.

2024年9月2日 · Say goodbye to being at the butt of tongue-lashes and sarcastic jokes as we present to you the pinnacle of hilarious comebacks: quippy replies and insults! Before we begin, please note that I don’t support bullying or verbal abuse of any sort. As such, these should only be used in defense or on someone who understands that they are jokes.