Description: SCP-078-J is a highly contagious biohazard spread through physical contact with SCP-078-J-1 (Especially on the lips!!). Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of …

scp-078-j是一種邪惡的生物，通常棲息在所謂的「遊樂場」上，有許多不同種類的scp-078-j會在任何時候在此處遊蕩。 由初級研究員James 1 主導的當前研究指出SCP-078-J一開始可能是外星人。

SCP-078-J is a highly contagious biohazard spread through physical contact with SCP-078-J-1 (Especially on the lips!!). Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of yuckiness, bad smells, and immediate death.

2009年12月12日 · SCP-078-J是一種邪惡的生物，通常棲息在所謂的「遊樂場」上，有許多不同種類的SCP-078-J會在任何時候在此處遊蕩。 由James主導的當前研究指出SCP-078-J一開始可能是外星人。 這充分解釋了她們為何不喜歡金剛戰士 (Power Rangers)。 長時間暴露在SCP-078-J會造成喉部括張、性器官發展、顯著的身體成長、身體各處毛髮的萌生、以及顯著的對SCP-078-J的興趣增長。 研究員們同意這簡直爛透了。 注解：資深研究員James因為其在563-J-3的事件中的 …

描述：scp-078为一个长约一米半的粉红色霓虹灯招牌，并展示字句“早死早超生（too late to die young）”。该scp项目最早被发现在 的 镇区，经基金会的数据发掘协议程序纪录，发现在该地区因饥饿及自我伤害而死亡的人数表现出不正常的高比例。

2023年5月3日 · Description: SCP-078 is a pink neon sign approximately one and a half meters long that displays the phrase "TOO LATE TO DIE YOUNG." It was initially recovered in the town of , , after standard Foundation data mining protocols recorded an abnormally high death rate due to starvation or other forms of self-neglect.

Code: SCP-078-JTitle: CootiesRating: 267Wordcount: 542Last Edit: 10 Nov 2019 15:40Revision: 13Tags: biohazard, contagion, humanoid, joke, keter, researcher-j...

SCP-078-J is a highly contagious biohazard spread through physical contact with SCP-078-J-1 (Especially on the lips!!). Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is...

Описание: SCP-078-J - это очень заразное заболевание, передающееся при физическом контакте с особями SCP-078-J-1 (Особенно при поцелуе!!). Хотя свойства SCP-078-J еще плохо изучены, известно точно, что оно вызывает чувство омерзения, неприятные запахи и немедленную смерть.

Descrição: SCP-078-J é um risco-biológico altamente contagioso que se espalha através do contato físico com SCP-078-J-1 (Especialmente nos lábios!!). Apesar que as propriedades de SCP-078-J não foram completamente entendidas, sabe-se que poderá causar vários casos de extremo nojo, maus cheiros, e morte imediata.