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26 June Well, this is fucked I heard the damnedest thing last week, I was wallflowering at an AWCY meet up in Boise (the fuck is with that town anyway?) – sipping on a scotch I

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment. SCP Foundation Secure ...

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

Contents of packages received from SCP-2879-1 are to be logged, photographed, and incinerated. Severe penalties are enforced if any personnel attempt to keep packages for themselves or conduct testing anywhere other than the designated residence. Description: SCP-2879 is a [REDACTED]-brand Video Home System (VHS) player circa 19 . SCP-2879 ...

Item #: SCP-067-TL Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-067-TL is currently contained at Site- , a specialized SCP Foundation facility dedicated to handling the containment of anomalies possessing cultural relevance; the object is encased within a plastic containment unit measuring 22.86 cm in height and 10.16 cm in width.

Item#: SCP-1047 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-1047-1 through -5 are to be individually shrink-wrapped in a nitrogenous atmosphere to minimize their exposure to atmospheric carbon dioxide, and stored in standard inanimate-object lockers equipped with atmospheric sensors to measure carbon dioxide concentrations, and automatic …

Item #: SCP-3407. Object Class: Safe. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3407 is to be kept facing a 5x13 m projector screen and is required to be kept inside its projector booth at an elevation of 8 meters. Lead researcher Dr. Carter, lip reading specialist Researcher Lynn, and two designated Level-1 Personnel are to be present at Site-28 by ...

Item #: SCP-3687. Object Class: Euclid 1. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3687-A and SCP-3687-B are to be installed in an SCP-3687-1 instance, having dimensions 10cm x 10cm, and held within a heat resistant containment locker capable of withstanding a temperature range of -100ºC–500ºC. SCP-3687-A and B are to each have a digital ...

Instances of SCP-6878-2 have been discovered globally in Urban Environments. All instances of SCP-6878-2 must follow the Protocol/SCP-6878/1: 1. Instances of SCP-6878-2 must be photographed by one D-Class personnel - under no circumstances must they or any Site personnel make unauthorised attempts to read or decrypt instances of SCP-6878-2. 2.